On our way to school today we got behind a mini van with one of those stickers that says 'Our Family' with little character stickers for everyone in the family from Mom and Dad to the family pets. The sticker people are sometimes personalized to resemble their real-life people with skateboards, basketballs, and so on.
The sticker family we saw today was different. This sticker family had a fat dad, a mom, two daughters, a son, and a cat and dog. The thing that made it weird was that the mom had been carefully crossed out with red tape. The cat and dog were also 'x'ed out with the red tape. We could only assume that Mom and Dad got divorced and Dad got the kids and the car while Mom got the cat and dog.